Letters from Kids to God

sophtopus:

yourbeautifulmess19:

darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey:

pianoprincesssara:

thegreatsporkwielder:

hislittleflower-throughconcrete:

jaiwrestledabearonce:

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Snaps to God for the stapler.

This is one of my favorite things on the internet.

“I will show you my new shoes” OH MY GOSH SO PRECIOUS

These kids have btter handwriting than I do.

Nan up there speaking my truth cause my family tries my patience too.

This would make you smile no matter what

@takashi0

For sheer adorability

amemait:

made-of-more-bees:

gallusrostromegalus:

ernasd:

oh this is a life saver

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO:  if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive.  Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

They’re also fantastic for spoonies with limited mobility and chronic pain that makes cooking really hard and painful! Thanks for sharing OP :D

@bengeskozhukel

abracataako:

every person who calls asexuals “straight” by default, regardless of their romantic attraction, owes me $50 and a formal written apology for being such a phenomenal dumbass

greelin:

tfw you Kinda have a crush on someone & also feel like they Sorta have a crush on you too but also you’re probably just projecting your own feelings due to wishful thinking & your hopeful ass is gonna get let down when reality comes a-knockin’

weloveshortvideos:

“you ok mommy”

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glitchlich:
“ your baby as soon as these come off
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glitchlich:

your baby as soon as these come off

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wondertrevnet:

We made a deal, Steve Trevor. And a deal is a promise, and a promise is unbreakable

business email glossary

  • thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
  • thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
  • would you be so kind: fucking do it
  • best: i have never physically met you
  • all best: this conversation is over
  • all my best: i wish you would die
  • happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
  • i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
  • i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
  • sorry to chase: answer my email
  • so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
  • i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
  • please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
  • i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
  • i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
  • i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
  • can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
  • per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
  • great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
  • thanks!: i'm not mad at you
  • thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
  • thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
  • please advise: this might be your fault
  • kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
  • mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
  • can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
  • sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
  • let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

teapotsubtext:

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, October 11, 2017

soypresidencial:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

there is so much tragedy in the world like war and starvation and the outfits that disney channel actors wear 

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please everyone a moment of silence

I’ve already reblogged this today but I need to again because they’re /so/ bad