quentintortellini:

monster—zero:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

forever21jumpstreet:

speroni-baloney:

crazyfilipino:

that gif is so usefUL 

there are lots of…things happening in florida lately

Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji

Do you ever just sit and wonder what you have to offer to other people

what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment

alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

  • 2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
  • 2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.

benjaminhargreeves:

thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

Hey kids this is a symptom of depression

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

Sherlock 'playing' the violin
requested by violincameos

The developing friendship of Peter Parker and Flash Thompson

shingeki-no-shinju:

Some of my favorite anime fansubs

indragamano:

kumagawa:

[ anime antagonist voice ] i-impossible! this can’t be happening — where are you getting all of this power?!

[anime protagonist voice] from my friends. but you wouldn’t know about that, would you?!

psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

hollowbatgirl:

asklen-kagamine02:

whenilearnedhowtorun:

asklen-kagamine02:

I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke

Since 2009 

you could have made this joke literally anytime

"And, uh, Peter uses Google rather than Bing in this one, like an actual human being."
Indiewire, confirming what is no doubt the most important plot point of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (via miss617)